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Patty Play Pal had it coming » | May 2013

Jan A. Igoe reflects on a simpler time when boys were boys and girls were girls.

By JAN A. IGOE
Thou shalt not snatch the church lady's purse » | April 2013

Jan A. Igoe dissects the short and unhappy career of a street criminal who picked on the wrong Sunday school teacher.

By JAN A. IGOE
You need that like a lobster needs a cell phone » | March 2013

Jan Igoe on four sure signs that America's consumer culture has gotten completely out of hand.

By JAN A. IGOE
A bucket list to die for » | February 2013

There’s only one rule to live by when compiling your “gotta do it” list—go big, or go home.

By JAN A. IGOE
Gotta getta better geek » | January 2013

Jan Igoe confronts the six words you never want to hear from the guy fixing your computer. "You'll have to leave it here."

By JAN A. IGOE
It’s just a matter of Raisinets » | November 2012

Power-up your next home imporvement project with a three-day supply of candy.

By JAN A. IGOE
Give me crispy, or give me death » | October 2012

How far will you go in search of perfect French fries?

By JAN A. IGOE
With braces for all » | September 2012

You can’t put a price on a winning smile. Or can you?

By JAN A. IGOE
Yeah, bring on the zombies » | August 2012

Crossbow at the ready, Jan Igoe has no fear of the coming zombie apocalypse.

By JAN A. IGOE
What would Socrates do with a brat? » | July 2012

Not even the great philosopher knew what to do with an unruly child.

By JAN A. IGOE
One man’s perky is another’s poison » | June 2012

A generous helping of friendly service can have unintended consequences.

By JAN A. IGOE
The world is your doily » | May 2012

Jan Igoe goes behind the lines with a guerilla army of crocheters who are out to eradicate earth tones.

By JAN A. IGOE
Plunging for premiums » | April 2012

Advice for small business owners: It's time to start thinking like your insurance company.

By JAN A. IGOE
Till death do us freeze-dry » | March 2012

Jan Igoe's latest "pet project" poses some eternal questions.

By JAN A. IGOE
’Tis the season of the crud » | February 2012

Enjoy this cautionary tale about the dangers of kissing third cousins and wearing inappropriate head gear to the mall.

By Jan A. Igoe
Kourtney and Khloe take Kabul » | January 2012

America's ultimate weapon, if it comes to a DEFCON 1 scenario, is right there on the front pages of the tabloids.

By JAN A. IGOE
Moo goo guy pain » | November 2011

Women have always preferred the strong and silent type, but some ladies take it to the extreme.

By JAN A. IGOE
Code red wardrobe malfunction » | October 2011

Fashions may come and go, but the truth is always in style.

By JAN A. IGOE
NASCAR for nerds » | September 2011

If your high school science fair project wins you a trip to see the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland and you get excited by the words "subatomic muon particles," you might be a genius.

By JAN A. IGOE
Hot dumb in the summertime » | August 2011

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Here is our best evidence that sizzling summer heat is making some of us stupid.

By JAN A. IGOE